Chapter 11: The End
Az: "Yub Yub, no!!!"
Cyber Hawk: "What is that thing even meant to be?"
Hawk: "Pretty sure that's meant to be a monster, or something"
M3ga H4wk: "Hey look guys, they made our job easier, they're fighting" "It's almost like watching Melbourne and St. Kilda play football, it means nothing to them but it's amusing for us"
Hawk: "Which one should we kill first?"
M3ga H4wk: "Well let's see there's a robot looking guy, two wimpy leaders, a girl ontop of a faggot, two strong guys without weapons and, hey look, a guy with pink armour, he's ours"
Pillow: "I wonder who he's referring to"
M3ga H4wk: "Hawk, kill him"
Hawk: "Why me?"
M3ga H4wk: "I want Dark Hawk, where is he by the way?"
Dark Hawk came from behind and slit Hawk's throat:
Dark Hawk: "Here"
M3ga H4wk: "Oh, found out you can turn invisible hey?"
Dark Hawk: "Get ready to die motherfucker"
Cyber Hawk: "I've already hooked us up with heat seekers, your invisibility is useless on us"
Dark Hawk: "Well fuck" "Atleast I killed your valuable team member"
M3ga H4wk: "You mean Hawk? Please all that guy could do was stand there and read minds"
Cyber Hawk: "How can you say that about your brother?"
M3ga H4wk: "Don't you start, your basically the tech guy"
Azbaz whispered to Az: "Look I know I did wrong, but we must work together to stop these Hawkans before they kill us both"
Az whispered back: "Just call your dragon friend"
Azbaz: "THANKS MYSTERIOUS STRANGER!!!!"
Cyber Hawk: "What the fuck was that all about?"
Firestorm came flying from behind: "NO-ONE SAYS MY NAME!!!!!!!!"
M3ga H4wk: "Oh fuck they have a dragon!?"
Firestorm swooped up and grabbed M3ga H4wk:
Firestorm: "Don't ever say my name!!!"
M3ga H4wk: "You think you scare me?"
M3ga H4wk grabbed his machete and hacked into FIrestorm's guts
Azbaz: "Shit, not even Firestorm can stop M3ga H4wk"
FIrestorm fell down and crushed Werewolf:
Charge: "Oh, that was easier than I expected"
Cyber Hawk: "Dark Hawk, last chance to join us"
M3ga H4wk fell infront of Cyber Hawk: "Fuck him, he wanted Azbaz team, he'll die wth Azbaz"
Cyber Hawk: "What are you doing? This fight was merely useless anyway, if we get Dark Hawk then the 3 of us can repopulate the Hawkan race along with ruling Earth and gaining all it's resources"
M3ga H4wk: "I HAVE HAD ENOUGH YOU YOU!!!"
M3ga H4wk shot Cyber Hawk killing him instantly:
Dark Hawk: "You've gone mad!!"
M3ga H4wk: "Maybe so, but when you surround yourself with idiots it's kind of hard to stay sane" "Now to you Dark Hawk"
Charge: "Now that Werewolf is dead I can finally destroy the sun, with my self made concussion grenade"
Charge threw the concussion grenade up at the sky, only to land infront of M3ga H4wk blinding him along with Az and Azbaz giving Amanda, Dr Faggot, Astian, Antagron, Kelly, Clare and Pillow a chance to flee the battlefield:
M3ga H4wk: "DAMNIT!!! Can't something go right for me?"
M3ga H4wk looked up to see Azbaz and Az:
M3ga H4wk: "Oh look, two little pawns in a game of chess, Let's make this fun"
M3ga H4wk shot Az and Azbaz's foot crippling them
M3ga H4wk: "Now to watch them crawl"
Azbaz: "Az, I guess this is it"
M3ga H4wk: "You're talking to me"
Azbaz: "Where's Az"
M3ga H4wk: "To your right"
Azbaz: "Thanks, Az, I guess this is it, I know it's too late but, Assassin's Creed is an awesome game and I've tasted a cheeseburger before, I liked it, but I was too embarrassed to admit it"
Az: "Azbaz, Gears of War is an epic game and the chicken burger was better than the cheeseburger"
M3ga H4wk: "Naw how sweet, now die Azbaz"
M3ga H4wk shot the bullet but Az jumped ahead of Azbaz's body, taking the bullet and his life:
Azbaz quickly picked up the five-seven from Yub Yub and killed M3ga H4wk with a headshot
Azbaz layed down: "It's over"
A week later Azbaz woke up at the hospital:
Azbaz: "What happened?"
Antagron: "You did it, you ended the war"
Azbaz: "M3ga H4wk died?"
Astian: "Well yes, but not exactly"
Antagron: "Well you shot him, but on the shoulder, as he screamed in pain Kelly finally got a shot right and fininshed the job"
Kelly: "You got the assist"
Azbaz: "Still counts right?"
Astian: "Nope, Kelly has had the media chasing her around for the past week claiming that she alone stopped the war"
Azbaz: "What about Az, did he make it?"
Everyone looked at each other:
Antagron: "His funeral is tomorrow, we were hoping that you could make it"
The next day both sides from the war showing up to remember the lives of Tom, Firestorm, Werewolf (again), Yup Yup, Yub Yub, WTF Man, and Az:
Azbaz walked up to the microphone: "Many lives were lost over the past 5 seasons, and what have we got to show for it? Nothing but pain and misery. Before Az died we made peace between each other and went aside our differences, Unfortunately as Yub Yub attempted the same thing he passed away by the hands of M3ga H4wk. But I'll never forget the good times we had, whether it was taking on Werewolf or bowling for half a cup, and the countless times we tried to kill one another. Some way say, I won the war between Azbaz Vs. Az, but really, nobody won"