My Family & Me
SEASON 3
Episode 40: Pokémon
WARNING:
This show contains explicit language and should not be read if under the age of 15. You have been warned
Characters:
Chase Reilly
William Reilly
Ray Reilly
Steven Reilly
Clare Reilly
Emily Reilly
Evelyn Smith
Sarah Peterson
Marcus Reilly
Meanwhile inside the house:
Ray was sitting down with a rod
William: “So Ray, what kind of fucked up thought came inside your head now?”
Ray: “I’m going to be a Pokémon master”
William: “You do know you can just buy a Game Boy”
Ray: “No, I want to be a real life Pokémon trainer, li
My Family & Me
SEASON 3
Episode 39: Mormons
WARNING:
This show contains explicit language, if under the age of 15 or easily offended please do not continue on reading
You have been warned ... Enjoy :)
Characters:
Chase Reilly
William Reilly
Ray Reilly
Steven Reilly
Clare Reilly
Emily Reilly
Evelyn Smith
Sarah Peterson
Marcus Reilly
Meanwhile inside the house:
William: “Chase. We’re all going to the city today, you want to come?”
Chase: “Nah I’d rather have a day to myself”
Emily: “I understand, have fun home alone”
Chase: “I shall”
The family left:
Chase: “Time for the
My Family & Me
SEASON 3
Episode 38: The Ray Show Part 3
WARNING:
This show contains explicit language, do not read if under the age of 15+
You have been warned ... Enjoy :)
Characters:
Chase Reilly
William Reilly
Ray Reilly
Steven Reilly
Clare Reilly
Emily Reilly
Evelyn Smith
Sarah Peterson
Marcus Reilly
Before on My Family & Me (Episode 9):
Ray walked into the studio the manager of I dunno channel walked up to Ray
“You’ve ruined us to fucking idiot!!!” yelled the manager of I dunno channel
“I’m going to pay you out” said the manager of I dunno channel
Then on Episode 25:
Greg: “Well Ray, looks
My Family & Me
SEASON 3
Episode 37: Presentation
WARNING:
This show contains explicit language
Do not read if under the age of 15
You have been warned ... Enjoy :)
Characters:
Chase Reilly
William Reilly
Ray Reilly
Steven Reilly
Clare Reilly
Emily Reilly
Evelyn Smith
Sarah Peterson
Marcus Reilly
Meanwhile inside the house:
William: “Great news guys”
Steven: “Mum’s dead?”
William: “No”
Chase: “Ray can’t respawn anymore?”
William: “No, sadly he still lives”
Clare: “Presentation night for your cricket team is on tomorrow”
Chase: “Oh as if that&rsq
My Family & Me
SEASON 3
Episode 36: Babysitter
WARNING:
This show contains explicit language, do not read if you are under the age of 15
You have been warned ... Enjoy :)
Characters:
Chase Reilly
William Reilly
Ray Reilly
Steven Reilly
Clare Reilly
Emily Reilly
Evelyn Smith
Sarah Peterson
Marcus Reilly
Meanwhile inside the house:
Ray: “William, the baby is crying”
William: “Have you fed it?”
Ray: “Yeah but Marcus isn’t eating steak”
William: “You’re meant to give him baby milk”
Ray: “What’s baby milk?” “Also Marcus keeps pooping in his underwear”
My Family & Me
SEASON 3
Episode 35: Narnia Vs Chase
WARNING!!!
This episode contains explicit language, do not read this if you are under the age of 15 or a big fan of Narnia
You have been warned... Enjoy
Characters:
Chase Reilly
William Reilly
Ray Reilly
Steven Reilly
Clare Reilly
Emily Reilly
Evelyn Smith
Sarah Peterson
Marcus Reilly
Meanwhile inside the house:
Ray: “Chase, there’s something inside my closet”
Chase: “Better not be Andy”
Andy: “I’m still alive!!!”
Chase went inside the closet:
Ray: “I’ll join you”
Chase: “There’s nothing here except&hellip
My Family & Me
SEASON 3
Episode 34: Raypocalypse (Special episode)
Nothing what happens here affects the story line, what you’re about to read is two brothers thinking of funny shit in front of a computer. Enjoy
Characters:
Chase Reilly
William Reilly
Ray Reilly
Steven Reilly
Clare Reilly
Emily Reilly
Evelyn Smith
Sarah Peterson
Marcus Reilly
Meanwhile inside the house:
Ray: “I’m going out for a walk”
William: “Make sure not to slobber anyone”
Ray: “No promises”
William: “You do know that will run a disease through a person’s blood stream causing them to turn into you, all here
My Family & Me
SEASON 3
Episode 33: Ray’s baby
Characters:
Chase Reilly
William Reilly
Ray Reilly
Steven Reilly
Clare Reilly
Emily Reilly
Evelyn Smith
Sarah Peterson
WARNING!!!!
This show contains explicit language, if you are under the age of 15 do not read this or if your easily offended
You have been warned... Enjoy :)
Meanwhile inside the house:
Ray: “Hey guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, hey guys”
William: “Oh my fucking god WHAT!!!??”
Ray: “Sarah peed on the floor”
Chase: “You do realize that means her water broke”
Ray: “What does that mean?&rd
My Family & Me
SEASON 3
Episode 32: Pope
Characters:
Chase Reilly
William Reilly
Ray Reilly
Steven Reilly
Clare Reilly
Emily Reilly
Evelyn Smith
Sarah Peterson
WARNING:
This show contains explicit language
DO not read this is your under the age of 15+
You have been warned... enjoy
Meanwhile inside the house:
Ray: “You will bow to me”
William shot Ray in the face:
Ray respawned:
Ray: “O.k. you don’t have to”
Chase: “So Clare, how does it feel to be a Reilly?”
Clare: “I’m looking forward to the honeymoon”
William: “Yeah, we’re going to fuck whilst watching the Ryo
My Family & Me
SEASON 3
Episode 31: Shotgun wedding
Characters:
Chase Reilly
William Reilly
Ray Reilly
Steven Reilly
Clare Jones
Emily Reilly
Evelyn Smith
Sarah Peterson
WARNING:
This short story series contains explicit language and shouldn't be read if under the age of 15
You have been warned ... Enjoy
Meanwhile inside the house:
Sarah: “Why is my belly getting big?”
William: “That’s the baby inside you”
Sarah: “There’s a baby in there!?”
William: “YES!!!”
Sarah: “Probably shouldn’t have been poking it with a stick”
William: “No you shouldn’t&
Yeah, I wanna
Tell a tale as old as time,
Telling just a rusty rhyme
And a plot you all know now.
There's a pair of things
With the rubbed-off links
A lad that first time fell in love.
Name's Luigi,
He is very closed and shy
Yeah, you do know why
Just because he is himself.
There's a smile for him
And he thinks it's grin
But now he first time fell in love.
Shy, shy, shy Luigi,
Oh my gosh!
You say yourself "hush-hush",
You wanna tell the truth.
Shy, shy, shy Luigi,
Dare at once
She saw you not at glance,
But you are such a modest youth
Go on and tell the truth.
She's not human
OHFE: Timey-wimey Paradoxes by CarryPhoenix, literature
Literature
OHFE: Timey-wimey Paradoxes
- That one. Totally that one.
- Are you sure that it is the cub, not the grown-up one?
- Absolutely. Check the full body scanning results. The cub is pure-blood, and the grown-up one is outstanding. We have never got such results.
Johnny-Jimmy was sitting in the corner of his prison which was unlike a cage, more like a glass cube for lab mice, not daring to look up. But it still would be useless - nothing but shady lines were seen from the inside, unlike from the outside where the contains of the "jar" were clearly seen. The creatures in front of his trap had human appearances, but their words were strange. And their thoughts must
How I started: Well I wrote Red vs. Blue vs. Green with Antagron (My older brother) so I joined DA to read those stories, then I wrote RBW with Antagron and another Red Vs Blue Vs The World (I sent those) Then I decided to make cartoons (But failed) so I decided to make a story series
Why Azbaz vs Az: Originally I was going to make cartoons called AzbaZ Comix (Az comix+Azbaz comix) but it failed so instead I decided to do a story series and I decided that my two old nicknames shall battle it out against each other over a silly complaint, I decided the Cheeseburger and the chicken burger would be funny so I did that
Favourite Visual Artist
Joel Turner
Favourite Movies
Happy Gilmore/Water Boy/Scary Movie
Favourite TV Shows
Two and A Half Men/Big bang theory/Mike & Molly
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
The Living End/Rise Against/Red Hot Chilli Peppers/Foo Fighters/ breaking benjamin
My Family & Me, the last 3 episodes went missing from me
BUT I found my backup recently therefore I can finish off the 3rd season of My Family & Me (MF&M)
Last 3 episodes will be shown this Tuesday, Wednesday then Thursday
Well the last 3 episodes of My Family & Me Season 3 were accidentally deleted by someone (No names) who lent the USB
So unfortunately I cannot release the rest of My Family & Me Season 3
Luckily Super Villain is on it's way (Just got to edit 8 episodes then make another 12)